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Man this shit don’t NEVER work

Her arm will be hooked up under your side and then occasionally she rub up on your chest or whatever

Kiss you on your neck for half a second and then rub on your belly and you start thinking “awwwww yeaaaah it bout to go down” blood start moving to ya thang but u know… Taking its time, cuz in a few minutes its bout to get some attention

But then she do that one thing
That one little thing and you know shit aint bout to pop off

She nuzzles b
that thang where she squirm up into you a lil more solidifying the fact that it is indeed nap time.

She gon tell you that you smell good, and then fall the fuck asleep.

And now you laying there with ya thang on swole for no reason.

That is exactly what I do.

Told u

So true


Woman live tweets IBM execs discussing why they don’t hire women, tries not to throw up

Toronto-based editor Lyndsay Kirkham has started a firestorm this week after overhearing what was apparently an incredibly sexist conversation between IBM executives at lunch — and live-tweeting it.

Unaware that they were transmitting sexist nonsense to cyberspace, the IBM executives openly discussed “why they don’t hire women.” If you take Kirkham’s account at its word, it actually gets way worse.

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